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‘SNL’ Weekend Update Roasts Trump Admin Over Grounded Flights, Jensen Huang Affairs

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"Jensen Huang had a midlife crisis so bad, you might lose your house in his divorce," Colin Jost jokes

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    ‘SNL’ Weekend Update Roasts Trump Admin Over Grounded Flights, Jensen Huang Affairs

    "Jensen Huang had a midlife crisis so bad, you might lose your house in his divorce," Colin Jost jokes

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